Sunday, May 23

A Crappy Dogma

Taoism:
    Shit happens.

 Hinduism:
    This shit happened before.

 Confucianism:
    Confucius say: Shit happens.

 Buddhism:
    It is only an illusion of shit happening.

 Zen:
    What is the sound of shit happening?

 Islam:
    If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

 Jehovah's Witnesses:
    Knock, Knock: 'Shit happens.'

 Atheism:
    There is no such thing as shit.

 Agnosticism:
    Maybe shit happens, maybe not.

 Protestantism:    
    Shit won't happen if I work harder.

 Catholicism:
    If shit happens I deserve it.

 Judaism:
    Why does shit always happen to me?

 Televangelism:
    Send money or shit will happen to you.

 Rastafarian:
    Smoke that shit.

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