This shit happened before.
Confucius say: Shit happens.
It is only an illusion of shit happening.
What is the sound of shit happening?
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Knock, Knock: 'Shit happens.'
There is no such thing as shit.
Maybe shit happens, maybe not.
Shit won't happen if I work harder.
If shit happens I deserve it.
Why does shit always happen to me?
Send money or shit will happen to you.
Smoke that shit.